PIty, Pity

Has it really been over 3 months since an update? Insanity! I should write something entertaining and valuable to redeem whatever miniscule value this insignificant blog is capable of producing for the betterment of humanity.

I should also stop eating trans fat laden Flamin' Hot Cheetos, sleeping until 2pm on weeekends, and procrastinating so much, but it's not a perfect world, and I'm not a perfect person. I am however a busy person with poor time management skills. Tell ya what, I'll get started on all that stuff tomorrow.

Today, however, I have great news to celebrate:


















HOORAY for liver cell regeneration! I'm going to live!