Random Updates

Stream of consciousness IS a valid form of writing.

• Richard turned 22 on 8/31/06. It makes my heart swell with pride to see my younger sibling grow more mature by a year, pound cheap drinks and a BestWurst on 6th, and then get kicked out of the Spill for an alleged stranger ass slap. Cheers, Dr. Siy.
  

• The UNT game was exciting, but 100 degree heat and the fact that the Godzillatron is basically 85% ads, leaving an actual gameplay window close to the regular size made me die a little on the inside. On the bright side, Arun has lots of body hair.
  

• Chi Phi Margaritaville 2006 was possibly the biggest party I've seen at the house. Was it the foam? the 'ritas? the overabundance of High Life? Who knows, but I swear I saw Limas Sweed. You be the judge.

• At the first rush event (Greek Games) I am proud to report I valiantly defended the twin pillars of shotgunning and beer bonging in the name of alumni everywhere. Tito on the other hand has sworn off alcohol.
• I set a new Mango land-speed record of 140 mph, only capped at such by poor road conditions and a 1997 F150. This beats the old Solara record of 132. Sure, it's irresponsible to drive that fast, but if I'm gonna go, I wanna go Steve Irwin style...which is doing what I love, and possibly garbed in safari shorts.
  
• I got an eviction notice yesterday for 2 day non payment of rent (I blame the new online payment system entirely) which cost me an extra 70 dollars in late fees. I submit, grudgingly, that there are actually a few good things about completely incompetent property management, such as no rules for paying rent (cough*Barbara*cough). However, it is also nice to live in a place that isn't condemned. Oh well, I paid, it's sorted out, so I'm not homeless. Screw Camden.
  

That is all for now.