WTC Chi Phi?

Shame and failure. Shame and failure.

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I know these are old hat to some of you, but I almost peed myself today reading through these 100% completely true facts about Chuck Norris. Don't miss the extra pages.

Here's one for Alpha Kappa:

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

And one for the active Chapter:

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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Tito and Toonces already saw this, but remember how we used to want a chapter golf cart for pledges to use to drive actives to class and home games? My friend Tracy has one at her beach house. I coulda cruised the beach for days in that thing.

Also, while at the beach, Tracy snapped what could either be a totally sweet, makes Brian look rugged and sporty picture, or alternatively, a Brian is out of shape and tired after trying to learn how to surf picture. In either case, I'm gay for posting it, but I figured you guys would enjoy it anyways. Cheers, you bastards.

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4 DAYS 'TILL KICK OFF!!