If a Brian blogs in the middle of a forest....

As the now maligned Chef used to say before his days of self-righteous hypocrisy..."well hello there chi'dren!!"

I'm back! After a month on hiatus I'm here to fulfill the credo of this blog, which is to ramble aimlessly about that which I deem awesome. I can only wonder who will notice this new post. Please comment if you do...shock us all.

So where was I...ah yes, cool stuff. Top of my list is the coolest thing I've done in recent history, and maybe ever >. I bought a laser red Infiniti G35 with every option I could get my sweaty little hands on. Premium, sport, and aero packages, nav, XM, tint, the mother-flippin' works. I also turn 25 tomorrow on the 19th, so feel free to bat about terms like quarter-life crisis in addition to the requisite over-compensation jokes. Whatever fool, don't be hatin'! Soak this up with a biscuit:

I love her. I love her very very much. I love her in a way that may be unhealthy to feel towards an inanimate object. Toonces has his TV, Richard has his reflection, and I have my G. 2003 Motor Trend Car of the year, 280 horses, a sweet-sounding dual exhaust, and the navigation chick sounds like she likes Asian wang--at least to me she does. Oh yeah, and I can smoke the tires off a stoplight in total meathead, typical Trans-Am owner, Matthew McConnaughey in Dazed and Confused kind of way. Whatever. It makes my balls feel gi-normous, and who among you can find fault in that? Huh?

In other news: has anybody seen this 20Q toy? They've got a trial online that shows you how smart it is so you'll want to buy it. I'm totally amazed. Check it out!

Oh yeah, some recent pictures for kicks: HERE