Whiskey is my Kryptonite

Today I stand before you a broken man. I'm sick and it sucks. I was perfectly healthy yesterday, but throw in a handful of whiskey drinks and a few hours of lame music at a Bon Jovi concert and I woke up this morning with the sore throat from hell. I paid attention in 3rd grade science and I'm hypothesizing that one of those two stiumuli caused this. Now, you've all been witness to hours on end of 80's music at the house, and not even full tilt, 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' sing-alongs have ever left me feeling this ratty the day after. It seems whiskey has a much harsher effect on my immune system. Beer on the other hand has never let me down and is thus the yellow sun to my Superman. This is the kind of logic I use to guide my life.

I've got to start learning from experience; or at least remembering simple cause and effect relationships. Or maybe I'm just stupid. Sick and stupid. Man that's weak. Time for more juvo de naranja.